Under the sea

You know what would be kool - being a mermaid. Swimming around all day - seeing all the stuff in the ocean. that would be TOO COOL ! and having a singing crab for a friend - too much fun ! and plus, you'd ne'er have to worry about what to wear - seashell bra and you're set. Dunno how comfortable a seashell bra would be but can't be that bad. And I could swim around singing all day !

But then again, if I were a mermaid I'd prolly wish I were on land.

The grass is always greener, as they say. (or, in this case, maybe the seaweed is always greener ?).